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Medical Music Mondays: Palpable Olive Season

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Hypertrophic pyloric stenosis is such a down home diagnosis. You bring your baby home and then their weight goes down. Also the ultrasound measurements are a muscle wall greater than 3mm thick and a channel length greater than 14mm. 3 and 14 – 3.14, pi. Get it? Did you read this far? Lyrics [verse] Across the room The vomit goes It’s on the wall And my clothes Have a slice of pie – it’s on the menu Projectile emesis – does that offend you?

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Medical Music Mondays: Bleeding Tonsil Funk

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Did you know that post tonsillectomy bleeding occurs approximately 3 to 5% of the time, most often at days 5 to 7 after the surgery? Of course you did. Unstable children with active bleeding may need a trip to the OR. Otherwise ENT can help determine management. Lyrics Nasty strep or OSA Take those tonsils out today Remove adenoids just in case Now there’s blood all over the place Post T&A bleeds frequently now you call ENT If active bleed resuscitate maybe operate on this date If not

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Probiotics don’t improve outcomes in children with acute gastroenteritis

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Introduction Acute gastroenteritis affects millions of children in the U.S. every year, leading to emergency department visits and hospitalizations. Probiotics, particularly Lactobacillus rhamnosus GG (LGG), have been commonly used as a treatment, but evidence supporting their effectiveness has been limited. A new study conducted by the Pediatric Emergency Care Applied Research Network (PECARN) aimed to determine whether LGG could reduce the severity of gastroenteritis in children.

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Medical Music Mondays: Terror of the Night

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Night terrors are super scary. And the kid doesn’t even remember them! They’re more like sleep walking than nightmares and parents are often worried that it’s a seizure or something more serious. Lyrics [verse] Woke up late at night flailing and crying Couldn’t wake him up though the parents were trying Oh why the unstoppable fussing and screamin’ Could it be a seizure or possession by a demon?

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Medical Music Mondays: The Pinworm Shuffle

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Pinworms! Ahhhhh! They itch at night and they’re scary. Fortunately they are easy to treat and eradicate. They’re still gross. Lyrics [Intro] Pinworms makin me itch Pinworms son of a… WOAH! [Verse] Nocturnal anal pruritus Emergence of the white worm Even steadfast parents Are beginning to squirm But fret not and don’t cry There’s a treatment for you Pyrantel pamoate and repeat in two weeks That’s what we’ll do!

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Caring for Patients with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy in the Emergency Department: A Problem-Based Approach

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Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy (DMD) is a complex and progressive disease requiring highly specialized care, especially in emergency situations. The condition affects multiple organ systems—muscular, cardiac, and respiratory—leading to a myriad of clinical complications. When patients with DMD present in the Emergency Department (ED), an understanding of the nuanced aspects of their care is essential for optimal management.

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Medical Music Mondays: Lipase High!

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Did you know that pancreatitis is mostly caused by viruses in kids? They don’t drink alcohol or get gallstones like grown ups. Also, scorpion bites apparently cause it. But that’s silly and only something you see in board review books. Anyway, this would be a better Broadway musical than most retreads of 1980s & 90s movies. Lyrics [Verse] Pancreatitis calls out my name The pain the intensity, I cannot explain My mom said I ate too many wings My dad told me to focus on more pleasa

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